Let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact Tony Stark killed a man over a Dora the Explorer watch.
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sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
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people say they are worried about their daughter getting pregnant
but never say they are worried about their son getting someone pregnant
says a lot
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My life goal is to have enough $100 bills that fill a bathtub & I want to bathe in my glory & success
my life goal is to sneeze with out farting
I think we’re on two different paths in life
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your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi
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smug self righteous self proclaimed feminist bros r really annoying
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curiosity—killed-the-teenager:
I guess I don’t..
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